❤️ confessions of a soon to be bedazzled butt bling hoe... ❤️
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him: Do you EVER complain
me: there are ALOT of things I C-O-U-L-D complain about
him: 👀
theNUT(s): her full time unpaid job could be spent writing reports,
documenting, endless phone calls and chasing her tail...
me: Do I? Yes. Do I always, NO.
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Can I? I could.
SHOULD I.
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A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G....
I WANT.
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me: we COULD start with YOU.
🫵
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it's been a year...
me: Has it E-V-E-R.
ponderings of a blinger butt: I know I missed daylight savings...
...but a year?
him: I contacted you. We have a history
me: briefly over text.
🤔
Am I in the twilight zone?
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This is what I call a pussy calling....
Here DiCkY DICKY dicccckkkyyyyyyyyy...
CUM out, cum out
W-H-E-R-E ever you ARE.
🤓
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I know what you mean about the energy exchange.
-anon
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Elzora, every time your housing is being fcuked with....
some type of housing initiative is funded
or refunded OR redistributed.
me:🫠
theNUT(s): did you see the article Elzora?
me: 🎧🎶
I can't deal with this right now,
Thanks,
Management.
🍆💦
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GF: did you follow up with bylaw about assman?
me: No.
GF: why not?
me: because THAT would be expected
GF: fair
me: this one in particular has been at it for a few years
GF: Seriously?
me:Ya, I went through my pictures and notes. I think he might be someone's rodent that needs to be put on a leash.
GF: or maybe a muzzle.
me: I have it documented and if I have to call bylaw, I also have enough to press charges
GF: Good.
me: next time he tries that shit, I'm gonna bark him up the fcuking street.
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When you see a pay piggy who's NOT really a pay piggy
🐷
me: I'm going to take YOU to the fcuking MARKET piggy, piggy.
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Elzora having a moment:
☝️... a guys solution to E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
is to just go take a shit.
myHOEfriends: 😂
MADameOLDladyHOE: 🤣
theCUMlords: 🤪
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Philosophical hoe:
him: Elzora, what are 3 regrets you have in life?
me: Do you want the pro hoe answer, the real answer or what I should say?
him: I trust your real answer is what you should also say
me: Hmmmmmm. First, seeing and knowing how ugly the world CAN be
him: wow.
me: 👀 probably not being able to experience the world the way others do or how I feel I should have been allowed too
him: 😮
me: and.... not ever really being loved- like
L-O-V-E-D loved by a partner or having one
🤔
him: One question.
me: ok.
him: would your life have been different?
me: for ME and my family, yes. For other people, No.
him: you are very insightful.
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Random musings:
I trust you.
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me: Okay, I read the article.
What a coin-ci-dink.
him: Elzora, I don't believe in coincidences.
me: I don't either, but like... what do you want me to say?
Good for everyone else?
him: you know what I mean.
me: I know.
me: I am painfully aware.
🧿
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Elzora, hows the quitting smoking thing going
...sitting on my pirch
ciggie in hand...
nicotine patch on
vape in pocket
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me: ugggh R-e-a-l-l-y ....GOOD
🥴
Managed to do no ciggies for a month and only vaped.
Then I had a few...here and there, but was okay.
and when I tried taking away the vape
I was doing ALL three
🤡
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HOTmilfMOMENT:
I'm gonna F-C-U-K THAT asshole.
ThEpEaNuTgAlLeRy: I thought she doesn't peg.
the(NUT(s): uggggghhhh 🤔
theEYE(s): is asshole a people, place or thing?
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Randomness in shit show territory:
I A-M trying to figure IT O-U-T.
If THIS is what happens to me, while you DO...
maybe you should quit your day job.
theEYE(s): she is on POINT.
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Round table HOE talk:
me: .....and THEN he fcuking licked my armpits
ALLofTHEM: 🤣
me: it was the hottest, most erotic thing ever
ALLofTHEM: W-H-A-T.
me: okay, well maybe a toss up between THAT A-N-D
*clears her throat*
hoe9: Elzora!
me: Y-e-S-s-S-s-S?
😁
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I'm "not much to look at"...
👀
BUT, I W-I-L-L fcuk you better than the Government.
...Try me.
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Hey... CNN, I just saw New York "Times"
Can you contact FOX.
WE got some hot press up in between my leggs.
theNUT(s): where's DICK.
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Ma, can we go here...
ponderings of a beauty bling butt: hmmmmmmm 🤔
MOMMAbear: Sure baby, let me just go get ready
Go to 17th and hang...
*momma bear knows SOMETHINGS UP*
On "the walk-about" and pass a bench...with 2 older guys
him: THAT is where S-H-E got her ass from
him2: 👀
me: 🥸
her2: Ma, did you get a look at him....
me: Yes honey, why?
her2: I think HE works shifts
me:... Is THAT his BIKE?
her2: 👀
me: He NOW knows your one of mine if he didn't already. Or the other guy needed to know.
me: If there's any trouble, you let ME
K-N-O-W... didn't *so and so* hang on that bench, too?
her2: 👀
me: Well, he knows WHO's gonna be cumming if ANY of them fcuk with you.
Thank you for showing me baby
her2: 👀
me: Look at me sweetheart... don't worry, everything is fine. Okay? I got you.
her2: 👀
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"The domesticated FCUKwife files"
This bitch is trying to turn me into Betty Crocker...
I know HOW to cook.
Signed,
Elz'ie COCK(er)
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Elzora, you ARE upper tier.
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When YOU were MIA.
As is, missing or in action?
🤪
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QUOTE of the day:
PuSsY mOtIvAtEs tHeM to CoMe
...and cum
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Best of both worlds
unNUMBeredhoe: maybe for YOU.
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Even my FONT is in SYN.
ALLtheHOES: 🤣
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Elzora.... are you okay
I mean is E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G okay?
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behind the scenes: 🤹♀️
INDY 500 doing laps
VRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM
VRRROoooMMMMMMMMMM
🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
and Elzora trying to nicely shake the ankle bitter duo partner off her leg....
while trying to FCUK and deal with E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G else
me: OH, yaaaaaa.....
everythings just fcuking peachy
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theEYE(s): how can you you SIT there and watch THIS
theNUT(s): we ONLY make it worse
tHepeAnUtGaLlErY: she's GOT it.
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I had NO idea you looked like that under your sweat pants
your like the dickTOC video those hot chicks post.
me: how do YOU know what I look like in my sweat pants
him: 😬
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when Better home-maker, Betty Crocker and Elz'ie COCK(er) collide:
....never JUDGE a book by it's cover.
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Elzora, what's the worst job you've ever had?
me: probably the construction site.
him: W-H-A-T?
👀
me: well, I should say it was the best and worst job I've ever had...there was a lot of magic there-because I was there.
him: oh?
me: when I first started, the boys hid my cock(er) machine- by the end, they'd fix the peace worker who'd talked to me like a shmuck.
him: oh?
me: one of my coworkers would introduce me as "the HARDEST, lowest paid worker on site"
him: 👀
me: towards the end of the job, my co worker and I were in the East tower in the penthouse and he was staring out the window....and asked me
"Were you here when that girl was assaulted across the street, down there?"
him: hmmmmmm
me: and he goes on to tell me how helpless he felt when he saw what happened...because he couldn't do anything
him: 🤔
me: and I let him keep talking..."They didn't want to let him go even after the female cop came"
him: whoa
me: I asked him "If he was fcuking with me..."
him: why?
me: because that was MY kid.
him: holy FCUK. 👀
me: I got that job, so every time SHE walked down the street- she'd look at the site, remember all my dumb stories and NOT what he did or what happened.
him: did you ever talk about it with them?
me: Nope. What for? I knew the most justice she would have that day was in everyone who intervened and held him there for the police to collect him.
him: I'm sorry Elz.
me: I knew then and still KNOW now, justice is blind or is it NOT blind? Anyways, I never questioned my gut again...
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Chaos theory:
2 chicks, I mean parrots on the train: talking about peace officers checking their tickets and how the 69th line is like such and such *area*
...when you stare at me with your creepy blue eyes, it's like you can see right into my soul...
T-H-E-Y ARE beautiful"
👀
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QUOTE of the DAY:
Things are H-A-R-D right now....Elz
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me: eyeing his big hard on...
L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y.
💦
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me and the GIRLS:
her: I'd do him 👉
allOFus: 😮
her4: look at that one.....👈
allOFus: 🤔
her2: what about THAT one....🫵
her3: wonder how BIG....
his wallet, I mean 🍆 is?
allOFus: 👀
me: whooop. what about THAT one, he's got a heart beat....
I mean a... cock.
allOFus: 🤣
her5: you guys SOUND like guys.
allOFus: turned into the YA YAAAAA'S nodding.
theNUT(s): why does it sound weird when THEY do that, but GUYS do IT all the time
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The day in the life of Elzora:
at the bank machine....
him: I only have 50
me: 👀
him: what kind of bills do you want
me:👀 small so I don't spend it ALL in one place
him and me:🤣🤣🤣🤣
him: I'm sorry Im a loser and don't have money
the(M): he's into pay piggy and degradation
theNUT(s): are you kidding me 🤣he KNOWS her rates
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SHE's an ODDball.
me: Says the guy who likes to lick his cum off my feet....
him: don't be judgmental....
me: says the guy WHO is.
👀
me: your new nickname is cumballs.
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MILFmoment:
Anytime I see eggplants, I think of this emoji....🍆
and we ALL know what THAT means in hoedom...
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him: your eyes seem to be a common theme lately....
me: I noticed that too.
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