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April 10 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR - MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS!
"I had the pleasure of meeting Elzora a few days ago and our encounter definitely broke the old saying that sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. She has a great attitude, which you can see by reading her FAQs on her website, and it shows when you meet her. She is very funny and has a great attitude. I don’t think I ever laughed so much in this type of situation. She greeted me at the door and her pictures are very accurate, tall, long legs, which looked even better in black stockings and she is very pretty. She has not been in the business long but provided a great time and does not lack any skills in any department.
Guys, if you want to have a good time, you should definitely see her but have a look at her website first. It definitely portrays who she is, and if you think you would enjoy that attitude, you will not be disappointed.
One more thing, she is very kind-hearted and has supported Ukraine (a cause dear to my heart) and other causes in the community. These actions show more of her great and giving character. Elzora, thank you for the chuckles, the great time and everything you do for the causes you support!!"
April 24, 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR
"I had the opportunity to get to Calgary this week and had planned to visit with a lady. Initially, I was looking for a lady who enjoys Greek, but I found Elzora's ad and website.
As soon as I read her FAQs, I knew she was going to be a lot fun to spend time with. She came off as funny and witty.
I arranged 90 minutes to spend with her. She shares an incall and it was very neat and clean. She had some candles lit and the shades pulled. The mood was set.
She is a tall, leggy woman, who has done some leg and feet modelling.
One of the neatest parts of the experience was that as she moved about in the light, her appearance changed. The way the light fell on her face made her look different. And when she pulled her hair up and back it changed again. It was very cool to see that and I asked her to put her hair in a bun so I could have a "three for one experience. All kidding aside she is a very attractive woman, and it was cool to see her beautiful face changing in the light.
I like to chat and get to know people and she was extremely easy to talk to. I mean how hard is it to hang out with a gorgeous woman and chat when you're naked?
She is real, she is new and she is wonderful to spend time with.
I look forward to another trip to Calgary!"
May 19, 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR IN EDMONTON.
"I have had the pleasure of seeing this lady twice in Calgary. She mentioned she would be interested in doing some travelling and she recently made her way to Edmonton. I am very happy that she did because I was there at the same time. We managed to connect for a two hour date and I enjoyed every minute of it. She is long and tall and reminds me of the lady that I lost my virginity to many years ago. As a result I've always been attracted to women built like her.
I am not a foot guy per se, but if you like feet Elzora is absolutely worth visiting. She has long sexy legs. She has a beautiful face and I think some of the most lovely natural boobs I've ever seen. Also I touched these boobs. I recommend that as well.
Conversation with her is a breeze. She is very intelligent, she is charming and witty. I like to laugh and have fun and she is very easy to do that with. The sexy details I will keep to myself, but I will say that she and I seem to click when it comes to that and we had a lot of fun. It was sensual, it was sexy, and if she continues to come to Edmonton and I will make every effort I can to make my way down there to see her. I highly suggest you visit with beautiful lady and enjoy her company."
September 24, 2022:
A+ FOR ELZORA BLAIR
"Quick and prompt replies over text. I showed up at the downtown location at the time she suggested and when I opened the door she was already doll’ed up for me in a lovely black lace dress
Took a few minutes of convo to get warmed up but she’s got a bubbly personality and was pleasant to be around. Took a quick shower then went on with the late night work out session. She’s got longgg legs to die for. Lovely view from the back.
Please treat her well! Will see her again."
September 26, 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR
"I do not post much on the forum, but wanted to give a shout out to Elzora as she helped change my day last week.
It was a day where nothing was going right, so I decided to change my fate and contacted Elzora. Communication was easy and a couple of hours later I had the pleasure of meeting her. We spent our hour together chatting and having some adult fun, afterwards my day went much better.
Sometimes a person needs a change of pace and Elzora is that pace changer. Easy to talk to with legs that go on forever.
Thanks for the fun afternoon L-Z."
October 03, 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR
"Had the pleasure of seeing this super cool lady a little while back. She's got an amazing personality, and let's just say that everything else is definitely as advertised. Thanks again, Elzie."
October 08, 2022:
ELZORA ES MUY CALIENTE!
"Im sort of at a loss of words. I generally have song lyrics, a poem, books, or an auto program to help me with my thoughts and words. Im at a loss today. I suppose I could quote Scorpions, Tease me Please me.. Possibly Motley Crues 10 seconds to love. Maybe Panteras This Love.
But putting this girl (sorry woman), into others thoughts wouldnt help me describe my experience with her. Maybe it will. Lets see. Okay. Okay. Ill start with ABBA. Take a chance on me. I reached out to Elzora tonight. I wasnt sure whether she would see me. But this goes for everyone I reach out to. Im genuinely surprised when a girl replies to me and gives me a good to go.
Texting was easy. Oh, she agreed to see me! She gave me a time to meet her and it worked for me. Iron Maiden, Run to the Hills. Or up my stairs to shower. I was most excited. Ive had a few interactions with Elzora on the board and think she is a great chicka. Smart. Funny. Brilliant.
Text her that Im on the way. Huh. Motley Crue comes to mind. Im on my way, home sweet home.
I get to an agreed upon location. She gives me directions to her place. I wander over. Huh. More Iron Maiden, Stranger in a Strange Land.
So I confess. Im stupid. I didnt completely follow Elzoras instructions to get to her apartment. It took time, and her patience before I reached her floor, where she met me. We then walked to her suite. I was informed I was deserving of gold stars.
This is where things became so much better. Chitty chatty with her is great. In conversation it turns out that I have earned gold stars with her. So I let her know that Ill work these off. She instructed me to take my clothes off and stuff started. She has an amazing body! Fun adult stuff happened. And damn, is she good at what she did. Profanity came out of my mouth a few times. I just hope I did well for her.
Sigh. Breath needed to be taken. Afterwards we started chitty chatty again. I could listen to her for hours. She is very interesting. We discussed many topics. I hope I worked off a few gold stars. I promised I would work off the rest over time.
Elzora is a great girl (sorry woman). I really loved my time with her. She put up with me. I appreciate her for this. She gave me a warm hug goodbye. Let me know I could see her again to work off some gold stars. Again, I appreciate that. Ive been a fan of hers on the board. Seeing her in person just accentuated this.
Thank you chicka, tu es muy divertida, muy bonita et muy inteligente! Thank you for allowing me to be apart of your world. Hope to see you soon!"
October 27, 2022:
ELZORA 0709
"Saw elzora over the weekend. Couldn't sleep for some reason and she posted she was up late that night. Texted her, and she was super quick to reply. Opted for her 90 minute option, and super glad I did. She's fun, lots of laughs. Conversation as quirky as her posts here. Def recommend."
November 20, 2022:
ELZORA 0709
"A fantastic experience with Elzora at so many levels. So hot to have fascinating and intelligent conversation while being sensually pleasured. Great long long legs, perfect natural breasts, and if into feet - next level fetish toes, arch, and soles to play to worship and enjoy. Lots of good bantering, she's open minded, non judgemental, and a good listener. Very responsive with communication, clean and tidy premises, and very safe and hygienic practices. She has a great personality and attitude which compounded the already hot factors as mentioned. I had so much fun and have not laughed so much in a long time. Left feeling so good, more than the happy ending if that makes sense. Definitely recommend and will repeat."
December 12, 2022:
ELZORA, A UNIQUE MEETING
"I've read Elzora's contributions to the forum for some time. For me they've been intriguing, or maybe something else. I finally decided it was time to find out in person. Set up was easy; a few texts and we had agreed on time, desires, and place.
Upon our agreed time Elzora said she was a bit behind. No problem, I had some flexibility. Wasn't a long wait and I was at her door. A few minutes of back n forth convo confirmed we'd be good. We decided on a mutual shower which was great but mostly about us getting to know each other. Elzora is very open and clear about who she is and I am too.
We headed to the bedroom continuing our chat about desires and limits. We started slowly as each of us seemed to want. Soon enough we were touching in exciting ways and things just unfolded from there. I'm not sure I fully satisfied Elzora but she did me while being fully fascinated by my explosion.
I want to say Elzora has a passion for human connection; sexual but much more than that. We spent some time talking about life, sex, experiences, and more. It was a real privilege to meet her!
Thanks Elzora!!"
December 13, 2022:
ELZORA BLAIR - EDGING 101
"I had not seen Elzora since a couple of months after she first appeared on the *** scene. Back then her ad attracted my attention for many reasons but also because she was supporting the Ukrainian effort. I noticed that she was running a “do Good … be Good” promotion so I decided to help out her different causes. I am so glad I did!! Setup was easy. She asked me to confirm by PM (Glad she did because apparently, there are a few jerks who have been using my name to harass ladies). I was also glad to find out she had moved from the less-than-desirable place in Sunalta to a nice DT condo. We got reacquainted as not seeing each other for such a long time and caught up on life’s adventures - good and bad! The real adventure began when the clothes hit the floor and I got an excellent lesson on the art of edging. Wow!! It was incredible! She definitely can write the primer on edging!! The wait we well worth it because the ending was extremely powerful and made my knees weak.
It was a great experience. She is fun to be with, has a great sense of humour and a bag full of exotic skills. At this time of giving, do yourself a favour, pay her a visit, as she will give you a great time and you can give to support worthy causes by participating in her promo."
January 28, 2023:
ELZORA, MUY DIVERTIDA!
"So there I was, working out of town. And guess what!?! A friend reaches out to me to state a poker game is going in. Okay. As long as he pays my buy in, Im in. A little while later, I guess I win. I pay my friend back, with a little extra. Now, a little Pink Floyd (Is there anybody out there?).
I reach out to Elzora.
I take my time
- I do love giving daty
And I don't care
- nope, I can do this for an entire session
This love ain't right
- lets skip this lyric, I loved what we did
What's fair is fair
- yup, you treat her well, you will be treated better
If you just ask
- just be polite, and she will give you pleasure!
You will receive
- yes I did
Give me the task
- oh yes, the task was amazing!
I aim to please
- I always try, dont always succeed
I keep holdin' on
- I did, I held on for as long as I could!
Holdin' on through the night
- well as long as I could, during our allotted time
I keep holdin' on
- I did my best
Holdin' on through the night
- not really, but as long as I could
'Cause it's so easy to forget
- nope, memory engrained
What you give is what you get
- yes, treat her well and man alive she will treat you well
It's so easy to forget
- nope, it isnt
What you give is what you get (What you get)
- again, she does well!
I really enjoyed my time with Elzora tonight. So the next part is more for me and metalheads.
There are no fingerprints deep underwater
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instuments of pain
You need your knives, check
Rope, check
Dagger, check
Chains, check
Rocks, check
Laser beams, check
Acid, check
Body bag, check
In my workplace, I growl:
Tape, check
Pliers, check
Drill, check
Fibre,check
Testers, check
With Elzora the growl would be:
Reach out, check
Directions, check
Shower, check
Chitty chatty, check
Adult fun, check
Chitty chatty, check
Beautiful naked chick, check
Thanks you for seeing me Elzora. I thoroughly enjoyed my time. You are a great chica!
Thanks to RATT for my original thoughts. Thanks to Dethklock for the remainder of my thoughts.
Metalheads will understand \m/"
February 27th 2023:
ELZORA: AN EPISODE OF FCUKERY.
"I spent an hour with Elzora a few nights ago. What an amazing experience! Felt like a million bucks on the drive home
The lady has legs for days and fantastic skills.
She will put you at easy with in minutes. You can tell she is funny and witty by her posts. She did not disappoint.
I will save the details between her, me, and the bed! I can’t wait for next time, because there will be a next round with two full rounds ."
March 25th 2023:
ELZORA- CHICA ATREVIDA!
"If you don't like long indulgent reviews (this is more of a story), that's fine. This may not be for you. You bored and surfing *** for entertainment? Hopefully this fulfills you.
I've had the pleasure of seeing Elzora a few times. Each time gets better and better. She is straightforward and speaks her mind. But now getting to know her more, there is a softer, gentler Elzora. Almost submissive. A warmness that I appreciate. And she is a great hostess.
Here I ago again on my own ( I do like the Whitesnake!), driving back to Calgary after a while working out of town. Eagerness to sleep in my own bed. Eagerness to eat food that doesnt come from a drive thru. Eagerness to be, home. I do enjoy working out of town. But there is something to say about routine and the comfort of home.
Its late night. Relaxed. But surprisingly not tired. I wonder who else is up? Un-hoe-ly hours comes to mind. I reach out to Elzora to see if she is awake. We text a time to meet at the same time. Jinx, she owes me a coke (pop).
I wander over. Park. Let her know Im here and to let me know when she is ready. She replies shortly. I walk to her building. Cops? Whats going on? I kinda stay back a bit. Let them do their thing. They finish up doing their thing and I buzz into the building.
Walk past the security guard, nod and keep walking. He nods back. Im sure we are friends by now.
Light knock on the door. Doors opens. My heart rate increases in anticipation. Door opens. There she is! We wander to the main room and chitty chatty a bit. Then she gets up and gives me a towel. Shower. I know she shares her incall with others. But its clean. Located in a nice area. Safe. I see mouthwash with little sippy cups. I partake.
Wearing a towel, and a beard I wander into her play room. Lay next to her and chitty chatty recommences. She pulls off the towel and exerts her authority. I ask if she could lay back. She says hold on. Puts on metal music. Im like an adolescent boy when listening to metal. I get distracted sometimes.
Im rarely the instigator or authoritative in a tryst. But something came over me that night. Light kissing. Then found out one breast is pierced. How did I not know this from seeing her before? Huh. I am simple.
Further down. I was voracious like a hungry bear after months of hibernation. Was still salivating. Told her to turn over. I asked if it was okay to do the same to her from behind. She giggled and was okay with it. I asked her to play with herself while I dined out. Slapped her cute little bum a few times while I satisfied my hunger. As Judas Priest commences in a brilliant guitar solo, I increase my intensity and slightly headbang at the same time.
Afterwards, I asked if she was okay with a massage. I think she enjoyed herself. She is a sight to behold! Coming to her feet. Light knuckle massage of her solesmy maw waters. I pull her feet to me and take her big toe into my mouth. She moansoh? Do this to her other big toe. More moans. Pantera comes on, more intensity!
She's got legs, she knows how to use them
- legs for days!
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
- my my, does she ever
She's holdin' leg, wonder how to feel them
- I loved the feel of her legs in my hands
We lay next to each other. Light kiss. Condom comes on. Oh my! She gives a very nice cbj. Then she goes down a little lower. My compatriots enjoy her. I ask her to lay down. Play with herself. I take off the hat and take hold of myself. She lays next to me, her hands slowly head south
Ay, ay, ay, ay
- the sounds we made!
Ay, ay mi amor
- I loved how she played with herself
Ay, mi morena
- love my raven haired beauty
De mi corazn
- she owned my heart this night
Time was up. She got up and told me to shower. Grabbed me a fresh towel. Showered. Then Just watched her wander around naked. I do enjoy when women wander around naked doing their thing.
Elzora walked me to the door, while she was still naked. Very warm embrace! It got tighter. Me encanta! Si! I love her embrace. And her hair smells so nice! Sorry, that may have sounded pervy.
Before she let me out, she asked me a question no other girl ever has. Are there handprints on my ass? I looked. Enjoyed the sight, and replied: nope. But I needed a second look, you know, just to make sure
Gracias chica. I had a great time. I hope you did as well. Hope to see you soon.
Thank you to Whitesnake, ZZ Top, and Antonio Banderas (Desperado song) for helping with my thoughts. Thank you Elzora for subjecting yourself to metal music. Shout outs to Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, and Metallica for bringing out a beast in me that generally hibernates."
March 26th 2023:
ELZORA- SWEETHEART AND GOOD VALUE
"I had the pleasure of seeing Elzora I opted to do the “do good” - which I think is extremely human of her to help people.
She is very warming and comforting. Super easy to chat with and make you comfortable. I had some trouble with my LG at the beginning but she got it jump started.
She had clean towels waiting after the shower which was a great touch.
Her personality and service was great. For the asking price and her attitude and service is well worth it! In addition with the do good promo she has on worth it.
If you’re looking for a spinner she is not your type.
L:6 (she’s not bad for age, if I were to guess it would be late 40s+)
S: 8
A: 8
Thanks Elz!."
March 29th 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR - TOP NOTCH!
"Earlier this week I had the opportunity to meet with Elzora for the first time and I would highly recommend that you check her out. She is truly a gem. She brings an awesome demeanor to the engagement, is incredibly easy going and chill, a great talker, and very funny. This all compliments her amazing body and perfect legs that go on for days for a very sensual and energetic experience.
She made our time together incredibly enjoyable, memorable, and fun!
Her incall is located in a very nice condo with lots of street parking and which is easy to get to if you are central.
Thanks again, Elzora, for a great time. I'm already looking forward to our next meetup."
June 23rd 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR
"A little late with this review, but better late than never. Saw Elzora a couple weeks back at the end of a hellish day where my rental car broke down between Lethbridge and Calgary. Some other plans I had that night were shot to hell but fortunately Elzora had some short notice, late night availability and I needed to blow off some steam, so the stars were aligned.
What a sweetheart this woman is, as genuine as they come people. Total enjoyment just talking to her and being in her company for awhile. She’s funny as hell and her quirkiness is incredibly endearing and a blast to be around.
That said, I’d be remiss in not mentioning she’s also sexy as hell and the connection I felt we made talking for quite some time made for a pretty passionate culmination, once I threw her over my shoulder and headed to the bedroom to fuck our brains out. She is the perfect blend of submissive and knowing how and when to please you. I’m not going into vivid detail but suffice it to say she pushes the buttons that get your motor going and makes you want to go wild on her. YMMV but I found her extremely open provided you treat her right, not a big ask.
I’d run not walk to repeat, she’s a treat."
July 30 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
"Ill add this to my handful of reviews written over the years as I feel the phenomenal Elzora Blair deserves the praise after the half a dozen times I have seen her over the last little bit. First the location is very central which I like being on west side of the city and with me being a last minute booker its always nice when timing works out, and this time it did. So I walk in door hand over donation and make my way to room where I strip down jump on bed and wait for my surprise, in walks Elzora sees me naked already and strips down saying you cant be the only one naked she also gets in the buff and joined me on the bed both our hands exploring as we chat about whats new in our lives we have a good connection. Next came the fun bits a little sucking a little rubbing and of course a little fucking! It all did it for me the view was amazing the feel was spectacular I even liked the little things like rod iron bed frame and the squeaks it made as I worked my magic until the magic was no more and my hh (which is a amazing value) was up we chatted a bit more and I was on my way until next time as I know Ill repeat its just a matter of time nothing at all to complain about."
August 05 2023:
HELLO: ELZORA BLAIR
"Had the pleasure of meeting with Elzora recently and had a really wonderful time. She’s a very sexy, intelligent and interesting woman and I was very glad that I reached out to meet her. Saw her at her incall location DT.
She even allowed me to regale her with stories of some recent muscle issues I have been having that has put a damper on the summer. Frankly I don’t know how she was able to control herself to let me leave after that hot talk (sarcasm).
Thank you Elzora!"
August 08, 2023:
ELZORA BLAIRE
"Took a few hours today with Elzora-
Relaxing
Enjoyable
Satisfying
Good humour all around
Great lady from first contact to goodbye.
Felt safe, cared for and appreciated.
A truly intelligent, kind and well put together woman.
Thanks Elzora!
Blu."
September 02, 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR AND THE EMPEROR OF ROME
"Seeing this lady was on my "to-do" list for a long time. I finally did it and boy, am I ever glad I did it. Why did I wait so long to see her? Straight up, my time with Elzora was one of the best times I've ever had! She is easily in the top-five or even top-three experiences since I started this hobby.
To begin with, Elzora did not treat me as a client. If she had, there would be nothing wrong about it because that is the nature of the relationship – you pay to get a service. However, she treated me as a person, meaning that there was nothing transactional about her approach. From the minute I walked into her place we started a conversation that continued throughout the session, it felt like we were just two regular people having a good time. It feels so nice not to be treated as a "John". Elzora is different, in a positive way. From the minute I walked in I began to notice nice traits about her personality. I am not going to attempt to describe her character because she is a complex person like anyone else, but it should suffice to say that she is a super nice, mellow, interesting, genuine, caring, and sexy woman. To use her own words, it was "FCUKtastic" to spend time with her.
The erotic quality of the session was ten stars out of five! I don't want to go into a lot of details but she made me feel like the emperor of Rome. We had good chemistry. Elzora is the goddess of fellatio; it was erotic bliss, rapture, and ecstasy combined into one. The rest of the session was the same level of pure pleasure. At the end of the session, I was more than satisfied, I was exhausted but felt great! As I lay on the bed, spent and motionless, she gave me a nice, relaxing massage, and I almost fell asleep. For a brief moment, I felt like I was the emperor of Rome, and it was fcuktastic!
Elzora, you are a beautiful, intelligent, interesting, and fcuktastic woman! THANK YOU for the amazing time!
I know that Elzora recently changed her prices. If you ask me, she is the best VFM. What I got in terms of quality of services and pleasure is easily worth twice what I paid.
Review Summary
Quality of service: 10/5 or 200/100
Repeat: Yes! As much as possible"
September 22, 2023:
ELZORA: DAYTIME FCUKERY and FUN.
"I am sure Elzora is someone that many on this board have either seen or at the very least been high on your must see sometime list.
She was exactly that for me, one of the so many girls, so little time (and money) interesting and tempting women that I had just not gotten round to meeting.
That changed the other day when both she and I found the time for me meet with Elzora, contact and arranging a time and date was easy, parking was not as hard as she had mentioned it could be and after only two minutes from the time I sent the I'm parked text I was on my way up in the elevator of a upscale building to a great looking apartment. I was met by Elzora with a sly smile that hinted of a fun time to come.
A chat while sat on the bed as my shirt seemed to become unbuttoned all by itself and then while I went for a quick shower. I returned to the bedroom to find everything ready for action.
Elzora was slow and sensual yet eager to get things going, never rushed just sensed my mood perfectly, well almost perfectly, I was ready to dine but she wanted a ride and was going to get one, and who was I to say no. Boy that lady would be one of the best cowgirls in the west if she chose to be. I got the feeling that I wasnt the only one enjoying things and she certainly gave the impression that it was ok for her.
After we were both satisfied and chatted for a short time I asked if the Y was still open for dining as I pointed out that my plans had been changed (for the better by her keenness to get the little guy in service quickly). I think she was a little taken aback by my request as the normal order of things could be seen as eat before play time so as not to spoil your appetite, well I was still keen and as I found out fairly soon so was Elzora.
All I can say is I am glad I have developed a talent for breathing through my ears as it seems that this lady enjoys receiving almost as much as I enjoyed giving. My tongue is now certainly the most worked muscle in my body after that day. Another rest and I asked if she wanted to go again, tongue or little guy was the question, there was no wrong answer to that question but tongue won the coin toss and off for round three, this time towards the end even breathing through ears was a challenge with Elzie’s thighs clamped around my head.
A quick shower, a little more chat (this lady is great to talk with) and off to continue my day. You get what you give in this world, Elzora gives her all and hopefully will get everything she deserves and more from the men she meets, a sweet and funny, stimulating and caring person. Thanks Elzie, you are off my bucket list and on my regular list in one visit!"
October 13 2023:
ELZORABLAIR - JUST DESSERTS
"Slightly late posting this review.
Had the pleasure in meeting up with Elzora a couple weeks back.
What a treat.
With this industry there is always chance that you will have some encounters visiting incalls.
Set up was easy and Elzora was quick to respond.
Found parking near the incall and waited for Elzora to come down and get me.
As she arrives to the door, There was a Skip Driver waiting to make a delivery while I was standing a bit back waiting.
Skip Driver asked, is this your order?
Not skipping a beat, Elzora replies nope, I'm the Dessert, and looked at me and winked.
Once I heard that, I knew I was in good hands.
Up to the incall we went, quick shower, some chatting, and then the amazing session.
As I get older, chances of me splashing down twice decrease, But Elzora was Amazing and saw that I was ready for round 2.
Elzora, Thanks for the great session and like You said, You were a Fantastic Dessert!"
October 31 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR
"Got a chance to see her at her incall and was nicely greeted by a tall slender firecracker
She is very witty but what stood out were attention to detail like a very clean incall and fresh towels before and after
A very sensual massage and experience where you feel like lines were crossed organically."
November 18 2023:
ELZORA BLAIR I DO DECLARE
"I finally got to meet my secret crush, Elzora Blair. Well maybe not so secret, I've been flirting with her on ********** for a while, she is very engaging. I felt like we had a good online chemistry going and lots in common. I think we developed a kind of relationship even, so much so we had a first fight even. Not really, I got salty with her in my usual sarcastic way but it didn't go unnoticed or unacknowledged by her. She is so smart and savvy, a little intimidating for me, I rely on my playful wit and boyish charms, which is no match for her rich intellect and womanly wisdoms. She is my ideal type of lady though, sexually liberated and attainably available. I find Elzora very enigmatic.
Meeting in person can be daunting sometimes, especially when you've built up an imaginative expectation of somebody. I hoped she would be equally intrigued to meet me. So when I sent my first text trying to set something up for the next day and didn't hear anything back, I was a little worried. I wondered all night. I might have made it too long, maybe I should have been more specific, I forgot to mention my age, I made a stupid joke, I'm an idiot, I knew it, I blew it, she doesn't want to see me. I did obsess a little bit lol. But I also thought ok, whatever, it's her choice, I'm nothing special, life goes on. I usually never bother a lady with a follow up text, but I really wanted to meet her so I decided to be persistent. I sent her another text, this time I added a 1 to the number, in case it was long distance and maybe she never got the text in the first place. I know I know, I said I obsessed over it lol. Anyway, this time it was short and to the point. She responded immediately! Turns out it was a simple explanation, she was excited to meet me too.
I brought a couple things with me for us. I booked an hour and a half, and with a donation to her Do Good program, it activates a promo and she bumps you up to 2 hours. I think that's awesome. Of course, 2 hours with me can be a little much, so I got some chocolate strawberries and splurged on some champagne to sweeten the pot. It went over well, she liked it! And even shared with me! I can't tell you how many times I've brought something and I don't get any lol. Even wine, I knew the lady liked it, but she was in some athletic training and couldn't drink. Anyway, we opened the bottle, poured two glasses, toasted to each other, enjoyed the decadent treats together, and really just hit it off. It was perfect.
Elzora made me very comfortable, she didn't have to try, just being herself. When she giggles you will not be able to control your own. I've never heard a more beautiful and beckoning laugh than hers. I'm smiling just thinking about it. She reveals a shyness when she giggles, it's so sweet and endearing, it made me feel open and relaxed, relieved that here is a woman completely out of my league and yet very normal and humble and genuine, and eager to have sex with me. We were cool and casual, great conversation, making her giggle more as much as I could, she suggested getting herself naked, and was frisky, she is amazing! I hadn't even got to the shower yet, so that's what I suggested.
I was back before you know it and we carried on without missing a beat. Everything flowed effortlessly. But I have to tell you. When she first said she was getting naked, well she took off her shirt and yoga pants, down to her lingerie, so not technically naked. I felt around for some hooks or clasps or something, wondered how to get it off. She said it was best to start at the straps and peel it down all in one piece. So I did, she giggled yep just like that. And after all that, she still had on panties! She has a weird idea of naked hehe. I wasn't complaining, it was like unwrapping a never ending present. When I finally did get her naked, what a reward! I marveled how soft she is, and supple, she is amazing to touch, and lick, and rub all over!
I'm trying not to say too much about the explicit parts in my reviews anymore, nobody needs to hear about my performance, or my penis, or how fast I cum. Lol, actually, I've mentioned my premature ejaculations so much, Elzora told me she was afraid to touch it at first. She did though, ohhh did she ever! I had to stop her a few times, omg she had me close. I took a couple breathers throughout the course of mpos...if you can call breathing with your ears taking a breather. Overall, I hung in there like a champ and she said I did good. I didn't ask her, she just said it, so you know it's for sure. I know one thing for sure, Elzora is incredible! The sex was really good. Really good!
I'm so glad I got to meet her, I like Elzora a lot, she is every bit as fabulous as I imagined her. Even more. I hope she plans to visit yeg often so I can see her again. She is definitely one to see!"
November 19th 2023:
I Don't Know SH!T about FCUK lol
"Well, I'm sure this may seem like a repeat review about Elzora however I did not want to hijack someone else's post. That and I've finally came back down from the heavens as I could've sworn, I had died and went there. I’ve always said I was going to go out with my boots on. But alas here I am lol. Let me start out by saying after doing my research and scouring throughout her well-built webpage, it was at that moment I knew I had found what I was looking for based on all her smashing reviews and charming wit / smartassery, (is that a word? Fcuk it.) Her directions and instructions were quite simple and easy to find if you know how to enter an address into the google machine (hard to believe there are adults out there who cannot comprehend that SW stands for Southwest and not Northwest lol) Her accommodations were good and when I finally got to meet her in person, I was quite relieved she was everything as advertised. Funny, welcoming, pleasant and Absolutely Stunning. We started out with introductions and pleasant conversation, but it was time for the Fcukery I had signed up for. I won’t go into too many details other than she delivered what I was after, I am a giver and luckily, I know how to breathe through my ears. Before you know it and hour, and a half flew by due to all the fun and laughs we shared. It was an encounter I’ll never forget. I do look forward to seeing her next time she’s in town. This post doesn’t really do her justice as I am not so good with writing , next time I’ll #dobetter"
November 22 2023:
ELZORA JUST TOOK ME BY SURPRISE!!
"I wasn't sure what to expect when I met Elzora.
I could have guessed that she is extremely witty, compassionate, thoughtful and a hilarious person by reading her website.
I was blown away by her ease of sexuality.
She is very open minded.
Fun as hell.
Super sexy body.
Caring and reciprocatively sensual.
There were moments while fcuking, that I was simply mesmerized by her mood, sexy moaning's, and performance.
Wow, just WOW!!
I have seen her twice now, and plan to go to Calgary to get some more. Yum Yum Yum...
She loves red licorice and sexy gangster beats by the way!
Thanks Elzora."
January 11th 2024
Finally a connection with the one and only Elzora Blair
I had been intrigued by Elzora`s persona and sense of humour for some time. Since I am more of a daytime player, we were unable to connect on my first two attempts to meet her in person.
Tuesday I “GOT LUCKY “ and was able to book EZORA for 2 hours of her “ FUCKERY SPECIAL !”
I am certainly glad I did, our time together was indeed “SUM THANG SPECIAL !”
Elzora greeted me with a kiss and from there her demeanor and charm put me completely at ease as we got to know each other.
I am glad we had time to get to know each other as it certainly enhanced our ability to satisfy each other`s “CARNAL NEEDS!”
Thanks Elzora for a “FCUKTASTIC “ sensual satisfying visit, I am glad I discovered what a "Sweet Heart" you really are.
I hope if you leave Calgary you will visit periodically so we may have another rendezvous .
PS, I am still smiling !!
April 08th 2024
Elzora the FCUKSTAR
I've had a few interactions with Elzora via the forum commenting on her posts or others. So, when I recently saw Elzora post she was offering a Full PSE Package I became very excited. I read her ad for the finer details. Biggest reason I was so excited is she has never offered this package and has only offered cbj's and never bbbj's, cim, and Greek. I love bbbj's and especially cim as it's the biggest turn on for myself personally. Now the majority of the fine ladies I see, don't offer bbbj's let alone cim or Greek even as an option or add on, which is all fine. I see them as they have qualities I like and are a pleasure to be with, so occasionally if I have itch that needs to be scratched like bbbj, and greek I do my research and find a lady who offers these services.
I've always been intrigued with Elzora due to her funny and clever wit when posting on the board. Seeing as she was offering this full PSE package for a limited time and a test run I reached out to her via text. With Elzora being low volume and a safe provider she was being very selective on who would be her first PSE customer. We chatted for a bit and when I mentioned I would go and get tested she was very appreciative. She had been recently tested so she knew that she was clean and would not see another client before we met up and I was very appreciative of this as she also cared for my health. Being it was a Thursday I hopped into my truck and drove the 1.5hrs from the farm to GP to get tested. There is a place in GP that does STI/STD testing five days a week and since the samples are shipped to a lab in Edmonton to get tested the results typically in 2 to 3 days. I really had no reason to go to GP that day, so it was a special trip just to get tested.
Moving on I get the results back and send the screenshots to Elzora who is more then pleased. We make arrangements to meet the beginning of the week in the afternoon. I travel down the day prior and get a hotel room in Airdrie and get settled in and prepare for the next day. My new truck was throwing some codes and decided to bring to dealership to get checked out, so I borrowed my folks Volkswagen Jetta for this trip as it is excellent on fuel being it's a Diesel. Reason I bring up the Jetta is due to 20 minutes before the appointment the Jetta stalls and will not start. I was able to coast it to the side of street. I say oh well I'll worry about it after my appointment. I didn't realize I was on the wrong street and I walk to the house with the number Elzora had given me. I text her that I'm at the door and she replies no you're not as my at the door and no one is there. Just then an old Chinese lady opens the door and I'm thinking I'm definitely at the wrong house as Elzora is young, white, and with Green Eyes. Elzora a calls me and I mixed up the address as I got got the house number right, but definitely wrong place. Make my way over to the correct place shortly after.
Eventful start to our 2 hour appointment. Her Incall is a beautiful place and spacious and really like how it was decorated. I followed Elzora up the stairs and I showered quickly and came out and went to the bedroom where Elzora was wearing a sexy one piece Lingerie piece. I sat on the bed next to her and we chatted. I admit I can talk a lot sometimes and I did so with Elzora as she is so easy to talk with and I'm glad we did as I'm usually a little nervous when meeting a new provider for the first time. Talking helps ease the nerves and gets me to relax and build familiarity. After much talking Elzora said we should get started and let the fun begin!
Elzora took over and we started with some dfk and Elzora is a great kisser I discovered. The remainder of the session was intense and Elzora proceeded with the first blowjob and the sight of her sucking on my cock with her looking at you with her green eyes was hot! I lasted a little longer then I usually do on the first bj due to her edging me so masterfully. Elzora was doing her magic and I felt myself starting to cum and shot my first load in her mouth which ended up with her swallowing. I really liked how she licked her lips afterwards and that was a first seeing a lady do that and found it to be a big turn on. Now our session once it had started was pretty much non stop. A few minutes for me to recover and away we went onto the next round, so I'm unsure of the correct order of events. Though I believe Elzora proceeded with another blowjob and I do remember lasting longer the second time and Elzora once again finished by swallowing and licking her lips. I love that part. She then made a remark that made me laugh when she said I'm swallowing all of your future kids. lol. After another quick rest we started with missionary and switched to doggie when I remarked it was my favourite position. Elzora seemed to be really into it so I started thrusting harder and faster then I normally do. I then remarked I was cumming and I thought I heard her also say she was too. I'm not sure if she did as I have encountered very few ladies who have cummed while I was doing doggie with them. Elzora can clarify if she did indeed cummed, as I might have dreamt she said that. lol. Anyways, due to me wasting valuable time by going to the wrong street/house and my yapping after a quick revive decided to try Greek. Now that didn't quite work out as Elzora has one tight butthole and I think due to not enough lube had some difficulty going in. It was not because me being big as I'm only average in size as the ex would always say to me. So we moved onto another blowjob ending with me shooting another load in her mouth and her swallowing. I sort of lost count but I believed our session I had cummed 4 to 5 times which I thought was pretty good as our actual sex time might have been just over an hour due to the talking, Elzora definitely lives up to the title of FCUKstar!!!!
The whole session was great and due to us have only so much time a few things like daty, throat fuck, and cof didn't happen. I told Elzora at the start I wanted as many bbbj's and cim as she was willing, so not getting to those other things was not an issue one bit. After our session we talked and she said Greek and daty we will most definitely get to next time, as we already went over the 2 hour time of our appointment. Elzora being concerned about my vehicle asked if I wanted her to walk with me to my vehicle and I told her no and thought it was so sweet of her to ask, but she insisted. It speaks to how great she is that she indeed walked with me and to my amazement once reaching the car the Jetta fired up, so I gave Elzora a ride to the bus stop. So after leaving the bus stop I made my way North out of the city to head back home (North of GP) and once again the Jetta stalls and I am able to coast to a open spot on the street. Car wouldn't start again and I waited an hour and it fired up so I continue on. This time car ran maybe 10 minutes stalling again on a busy street in Cgy before the lights at a busy intersection. So I call AMA and was on the phone with the operator for over 20 minutes due the computer system not recognizing the location I was located. Operator and myself knew exactly where the location was, but technology apparently did not. During this time while I'm on the phone vehicles were coming up fast behind me slamming on their brakes even though I had my hazards on. I was worried about being rear ended so I got out and popped up my hood. It was a 2 hour wait for the tow truck and I was constantly waving my arm out the window signalling people to go around. Still amazed me drivers would see my hood up, hazards on, and my arm flailing about and still people get mad at me. I decided I just wanted to get out of the city and with my AMA I had a long tow available so I decided to get the vehicle hauled to Red Deer. Luckly once in Red Deer there was an hotel across the road from the dealership, so I went and got a room late evening. Anyways, tried to get a rental for the next day, but no place had vehicles available so had to stay an extra night in Red Deer. I was able to secure a rental the next day and made my way all the way back North of GP.
During this time I was in contact with Elzora as she was worried and I was touched she showed concern. Illustrates how awesome she is and she made the comment that I will probably never want to see again due to what all happened trip wise. I told her heck no I'm 100% seeing you again as soon as possible. It's just something we can look back and laugh down the road. All in all a fantastic PSE experience and I was honoured she had picked me to be her Guinea Pig in offering PSE. Highly recommend Elzora and give the experience 5 stars out of 5! Had a absolute blast with her!!
Disclaimer: I won't mention any names but I know 3 ladies whom I've been in contact with had mentioned to me when in Calgary to look them up and pay them visit. I was planning on staying in Cgy for a few days but, after what happened I needed to deal with the vehicle and find a way back home. This trip sort of came together rather quickly so I had not been able to doing any proper planning. Next time I'm in Cgy ladies hopefully we can meet.
Ha. Apologies for the length as I think this my longest review ever!